jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy
I hate chocolate like it is the most vile substance I have ever tasted, smelled or seen. I’d like to load all of the chocolate in the world and shoot it off into space. I hate seeing chocolate commercials and calendars and seeing stuff about it on my dash. It is evil. It is gross. Get that crap away from me.
Sometimes I feel like nothing is good enough for tumblr. Disney portrays a strong female character. It’s not good enough because she’s white. Google does something for Elimination of Violence Against Women day. It’s not good enough because it’s not smacked in your face. You have to cherish the little victories, folks. The cup isn’t always half empty.